Diederick's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 4 (From 3 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 50 Points

Deliver That Fulp

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Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (10/155 points)

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Infertility Unlocked 6/28/09
5 Points Get a game over.

Master of Time and Space 5 Points Pause the game.

Backfire Unlocked 6/28/09
10 Points Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.

I am Illiterate ~~0 Points~~ Spend less than 5 seconds on the first tutorial.

Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Hanging in There 25 Points Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

I am Literate Unlocked 6/28/09
~~0 Points~~ Spend more than 12 seconds on the first tutorial.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.

Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 3/16 (15/425 points)

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Domestic Violence 25 Points X marks the spot!

Tiger Nipples 25 Points Give 'em a pinch!

Tiger Uppercut 25 Points Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!

Turtles Unlocked 7/1/09
25 Points Nobody likes a turtle!

Yodelay-hee-hoo! 25 Points Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!

Ono Boners 50 Points Oh Ono!

Bloodshot 100 Points Watch the whole thing without skipping.

Egg Hunter 100 Points Find all the secret movies!

Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/375 points)